Wiki-Laugh.

When you're in need of a laugh, try reading certain Wikipedia articles.

I came across the article on our school, and had a few laughs while reading it. Try to spot those hidden remarks.

"Through the NJC Boarding Programme, there will also be more time and space for students to take on additional non-examinable academic subjects, such as philosophy, political science, practical mating, and anthropology."

"The metal epaulettes on the other hand symbolize the kind of discipline as well as professionalism which one needs to achieve success and ensure the survival of the authoritarian NJC regime."

"The Sapphire Scholars Programme is an NJC-initiated elitist programme which was introduced in 2002."

"Students will also get to explore and discover the finer points of one another's anatomy."

"The hostel has alternating floors for males and females, much to the dismay of the scholars moving over from the more decent and proper Hwa Chong hostels."

There's more when you go through the previous revisions. I'm too lazy to post them here, so go check them out yourself!